1235 hrs February 21st 2006

Another drug addict

plunges to his death

from a tall building

Just because he was stoned

he thought he could fly.

I can't understand these guys.

If you think you could fly

like a bird,

test it first,

by taking off

from the ground!!!

Ducks take off

from the ground

and fly.

Do you ever see ducks

lining up

to take an escalator

so he can fly

off a tall building?

1720 hrs February 14th 2006

I want to spend

Valentine's

with someone

who believes me

when I say

giving blowjobs

is good for health,

wards off many diseases,

prolongs life,

will prevent cancer,

and getting anal sex

is good for complexion,

improves circulation

and gives a pinkish radiant glow

all over,

notwithstanding,

reduces weight too

1205 hrs February 13th 2006

OK Guys,

don't send me anymore emails

about how the Danes

should have had

some religious sensibilities.

And its not that

I do not want to engage you

in debate.

I simply have a policy

of not replying

to this blog emails.

Its me protecting

my privacy

and the privacy

of those I write about.

Many of them,

do not even know

this blog exists,

and yet hundreds of strangers

read about them daily.

Its just not fair,

see what I mean?

OK, you want me to say

something nasty

about the Danes?

OK, I'd give it a shot.

How about this,

Gee, I didn't know the Danes

could draw cartoons!

1845 hrs February 9th 2006

OK Guys,

I give up.

I fucking fucking

give up.

I like to simplify

my life.

From what I can gather,

life is like this.

I have to do

what you want

me to do.

I have to say

what you want

me to say.

I have to think

what you want

me to think.

Or prepare

for Jihad.

You find it offensive,

that Mohammad is portrayed

as a terrorist,

and you defend

His name

with terrorist threats.

OK I give up.

Let's all turn Muslim

and live

in peace.

That should teach

those bacon exporting Danes

a big lesson

1140 hrs February 8th 2006

Guess I must have

my say

regarding the Danish cartoon

depicting Prophet Muhammad

as a terrorist.

Go ahead,

boycott Danish products.

Although I would really wonder

if they would boycott

insulin,

seeing that the Danes

produce 80% of world supply.

Go ahead,

recall your ambassadors

from Copenhagen,

as a form of protest.

But

asking the UN

to make religious insults

illegal?

Circulating anti-Danish cartoons

to incite racial hatred?

Threatening to kill

any Dane?

Attacking EU offices

and Danish embassies

around the world?

Come on guys,

I am sure

your newspapers

publish anti-american

or anti-semitic cartoons.

Nobody in this world

absolutely nobody

deserves a divine right

not to get offended.

The Danish newspaper

is not even government owned,

how can it represent

all of Denmark?

Nobody can force you

to buy or read

the Danish newspaper.

If you're upset,

be upset with

the newspaper,

not the country,

nor its people,

or the rest

of the non-Muslim world

for that matter.

Lastly,

for fucks sake,

its a fucking cartoon.

Just a cartoon.

No seriously,

in case

its not clear,

I repeat.

For fucks sake,

its just

a fucking cartoon

1050 hrs February 2nd 2006

Just why

the hell fuck

should I marry you?

I would gladly

look after a woman

in her middle age

and old age,

when she decided

to spend

her youth

with me.

In your youth,

you may spend it

with me,

but you never

stopped looking

for another man.

Never stopped

wanting out.

Now as you approach

middle age,

and shelf life

almost completely

out

in Indonesia,

you suddenly

want me

to marry you?

Perhaps.

I won't rule it out

completely.

If you start

treating me

like you

really

treasure me

like a

precious gem,

Yes I would

marry you.

But,

you can't

even begin

to behave

like a woman,

let alone

treat me

with

any kind

of human

respect.

So why the hell fuck

should I marry you?