1545 hrs November 30th 2005

Boy do I hate feminists.

I am totally convinced

the feminist agenda

have absolutely nothing

to do with equal rights

or empowerment

for women.

It is all about

promoting socialism,

anti-family,

anti-God,

anti-social order.

They encourage women

to leave their husbands,

kill their children,

turn to witchcraft,

and become

balls busting

lesbians

1400 hrs November 30th 2005

Sidney Jones

of International Crisis Group

was refused entry

to Indonesia.

She lived in Jakarta

for 13 years,

researching militant Islam

getting important information

from Muslim prisoners.

She wrote a detailed report

on the threat

posed by Jemaah Islamiah (JI)

2 months before

the Bali 2002 bombings.

Such experience

and indepth knowledge

that Time magazine

voted her Asia Hero 2005.

Yet,

she was expelled

from Indonesia

because

she knows too much.

I love Indonesia

as a country

and

as a people.

But I have to say,

the Indonesians

have this amazing ability

to live in a constant state

of denial.

Like an ostrich

burying his head

in the ground,

and hoping

the problem

will go away.

Expelling Sidney Jones

from Indonesia

will not help you

solve terrorism.

She meant well

and she can only help.

But Indonesia

does not want

any help.

It annoys them

that others

know their problems

very well.

1330 hrs November 29th 2005

Rest in peace George

you may not know it

but you touched the lives

of many

and made a difference.

I was too young

when you were at your

brillant best,

but I saw a video once.

You were playing against England.

You weaved your way

past England's world class

defenders,

and had only Gordan Banks

then the best goalkeeper

in the world

to beat.

You could have scored,

but no,

that would have been

way too easy

for you.

Instead,

you took the ball back,

dribbled past

the same defenders

AGAIN,

then dribbled past

Gordan Banks,

and stroked the ball

into an empty net.

At that time,

I knew I witnessed

a moment

of pure magic.

I saw how

you went down,

drinking your frustrations

away.

And alcohol finally

killed you.

George,

I feel your pain.

You had so much

to offer,

there was so much

more to be won,

but the years

have a way

of robbing brillance

away.

If only you could

roll back the years

and delight us

with your gift

again.

Even Wayne Rooney

would be humbled.

Made me laugh

or cry,

when our scholars

are made to think

they're actually

gifted.

Rest well George,

much more than others

you truly deserve

eternal peace.

1025 hrs November 29th 2005

Front page news

on Today paper.

About kids from the government's

Gifted Education Programme.

How they've been given booklets

telling them

they are different

from others.

How they form,

they own sub-culture,

and only hangout

with each other.

Like as though,

their shit

smells better

than others.

These guys

who are totally

out of touch

with the man

in the street,

have absolutely

no clue

about the kind

of life's problems

we face,

but yet,

they are expected

to be

our leaders.

God help us.

Having an exceptional IQ

does jackshit

for you.

You will never learn

about life,

until

you realise

that EVERYONE

you meet in Life

is

YOUR TEACHER

2015 hrs November 24th 2005

Lets get this straight.

Your lips

are good for just

3 things.

Blowjobs

Kisses

Smiles.

In that strict order.

Don't speak.

If you want to communicate

write me

an email,

or send me

an SMS.

For fuck's sakes,

just shut

the fuck up.

Love should not

just be blind,

but also

deaf

0830 hrs November 11th 2005

At a luxury hotel

in the Jordanian capital

of Amman,

a couple prepares

their wedding march.

A suicide bomber

for a Al Qaeda cell

blew himself up,

as the bride and groom

were making their

grand entrance,

surrounded by family

and friends,

joining them

in their matrimonial

celebrations.

The groom said afterwards,

I lost both my father

and my father-in-law

on my wedding night.

The World has to know

that this has nothing

to do

with Islam.

I'm shocked.

After what happened,

this guy

has the audacity

to make

a religious statement.

Take it one step further brother,

declare the terrorists

enemies of Islam,

declare Jihad

against them

and start wiping

these infidels out.

Because,

when you isolate them,

make them realise

that their fellow Islamic brothers

are not on their side,

they're gonna have problems

recuiting new suicide bombers

0815 hrs November 11th 2005

The Buddhists teach

moderation.

Because even too much

of a good thing

is bad for you.

Hmmmm,

thus it follows,

that too much

of a bad thing,

have to be good for you!!!

OK, more lard,

more smokes,

more booze.

that should moderate,

too much

sex.

1650 hrs November 10th 2005

The rich and Western world,

is beating up poor nations

in the name of

GLOBALISATION

and

FREE TRADE.

Just what the fuck is that?

You rich countries,

come to Asia,

dump your surplus goods

demanding we buy them.

Dump them cheap

no doubt,

but so cheap

that our local industries

cannot compete.

And we become

forever dependent

on your supplies.

And you expect us

to thank you

for that?

1045 hrs November 10th 2005

Just what the hell fuck

is wrong with this country?

We are hanging

this unfortunately Aussie

for minor drug trafficking

but we are investing

our country's national reserves

in Myanmar Fund

controlled by Burma's

biggest drug lords.

We are hanging

people for

drug abuse,

citing that drugs

affects families

and destroy lives,

but we encourage gambling

and setting up of casinos,

when it is also

a well known fact,

that gambling

affects families

and destroy lives.

We elect ministers

to be our leaders,

only to find out

that our ministers

need a mentor.

MM for Minister Mentor

MM for Mickey Mouse

We are a Mickey Mouse country

afterall

1630 hrs November 5th 2005

The world is full

of married women.

Unhappily married women

Married but Separated women.

Makes me feel that

90% of married people,

are trapped

in unhappy marriages.

Well Darling,

you're hot,

but don't even think

about it.

I won't go to bed

with a married woman,

not even if

your husband

is my enemy.

I simply respect

your marriage more

than you do.

If I were to believe you,

your husband is

a bastard.

If I were to believe him,

you are a bitch.

Don't make him out

to be a bastard,

not after you had

3 kids with him.

Its a bit too late

to realise that.

The kids did not ask

for this misery.

Don't make him out

to be a bastard,

just because he spends

all his time

at work.

He is busting both his balls

for his family.

Don't make him out

to be a bastard,

if he doesn't spend

his free time

with you.

He probably hates

your miserable company.

Do me a favour,

the next time

you want to tell me

your husband

is a bastard,

bring a really hot

SINGLE friend

along.

Better still

bring two.