The world is full
of married women.
Unhappily married women
Married but Separated women.
Makes me feel that
90% of married people,
are trapped
in unhappy marriages.
Well Darling,
you're hot,
but don't even think
about it.
I won't go to bed
with a married woman,
not even if
your husband
is my enemy.
I simply respect
your marriage more
than you do.
If I were to believe you,
your husband is
a bastard.
If I were to believe him,
you are a bitch.
Don't make him out
to be a bastard,
not after you had
3 kids with him.
Its a bit too late
to realise that.
The kids did not ask
for this misery.
Don't make him out
to be a bastard,
just because he spends
all his time
at work.
He is busting both his balls
for his family.
Don't make him out
to be a bastard,
if he doesn't spend
his free time
with you.
He probably hates
your miserable company.
Do me a favour,
the next time
you want to tell me
your husband
is a bastard,
bring a really hot
SINGLE friend
along.
Better still
bring two.
