It took me a long time
to realise
it wasn't a dream.
I did actually witnessed
Liverpool beating Chelsea
and going into
the Final
of the European Champions League.
Chelsea is everything
I hated
in football.
Bunch of overpaid cheaters
and wankers,
led by a dour unshaven cow
in the arrogance
of Jose Mourinho.
They wanted our
Steven Gerrard
all season,
which caused such
unrest
in our team.
They broke
Xabi Alonso's
ankle,
which weakened
our midfield
and cost us
our 4th place.
They dived,
knowing that
a yellow card
would cause Alonso
to be suspended.
Mourinho shishing us
at the Carling Cup Final
added injury
to insult.
So dumping Chelsea
out of the Champions League,
felt so good.
I felt so proud of
every single player
and fan.
You can feel
the sonic reverberations
at Anfield.
It was passion vs money.
It was good vs evil.
In the end,
the passionate good
won the battle.
Reminded me of Star Wars.
Chelsea is Evil Empire,
led by the evil, corrupt
ruthless and power hungry
Emperor in Roman Abramovich.
Chelsea has the arrogant,
ambitious and conceited,
ugly notwithstanding,
Darth Vader in Jose Mourinho.
Liverpool is the Rebel Alliance
led by Obi Wan Kenobi (Rafa Benitez)
and his disciple Luke Skywalker (Steven Gerrard)
with the help of loyal friends
Hans Solo (Jamie Carragher)
giant Chewbacca (Sami Hyypia)
little Yoda (Luis Garcia).
Evil Darth Vader (Jose Mourinho)
been trying to get
young Luke Skywalker (Steven Gerrard)
to join the Dark Side.
Which brings us to,
who would be my old wet dream
Princess Leia?
Thats a tough one.
Guess Harry Kewell
with his girly hairband
comes closest.
Although I would love to see
Princess Leia (Harry Kewell)
choking ugly
Jabba the Hutt (Frank Lampard)
but
we can't have all our dreams
come true,
otherwise we would have won
by 6-0.
Have a good weekend everybody
and
May the Force
be with You.
