Although I am surrounded
by Man Utd fans,
its so hard
not to laugh at them.
Buying Michael Carrick
for GBP18.6 million!!!
What would that
make Xabi Alonso worth?
Even a certain Russian gangster billionaire
will have to take a second mortgage
to buy Xabi Alonso.
When Michael Carrick
was at Spurs,
he was known as
a poor man's Xabi Alonso.
I think more like a homeless bum,
alcoholic, begging for coins,
eating at thrash bins Xabi Alonso.
Sir Alex Ferguson is so funny.
He said he bought Eric Cantona
for just GBP1 million years ago,
could Shevchenko be 35 times better
than Cantona?
What a statement,
coming from someone
who paid GBP30 million
for Juan Sebastian Veron.
Shouldn't he be asking
is Veron 30 times better
than Cantona?
If you really like Man Utd
you should buy their official book,
The Increase your IQ book
