People reading this blog
must be sick of
my rants on
marriage and divorce.
Those who still
enjoy reading them,
I recommend psychiatric help
like me.
Paul McCartney
the old ex-Beatle
got divorced.
Poor Guy.
He must be singing
Yesterday,
all my troubles
seemed so far away,
now they looked
as though they're here
to stay....
Heather Mills said
Paul was "boring and mean"
He said she was
"unreasonable and argumentative"
She said he stabbed her
with a broken wine glass.
He revealed she was
a former prostitute.
She demanded
half of his US$1.5 billion
networth.
What a circus.
I don't think many women
set out to be money grabbing
gold diggers
when they first meet
a man.
But somehow,
when love goes bad,
they usually become
blood thirsty scavengers.
Fucking despicable and contemptuous
giggling hyenas.
Consider these statistics.
7 out of 10 divorces
are initiated by women.
9 out of 10 marriages
are initiated by women.
Given the way
divorce laws are wildly skewed
in the favour of women,
marriage and divorce
seems like a conspiracy
against men
by women of the world.
Man and woman falls in love
they get married.
After a few years,
men appreciate the predictability
of family life.
Women tend to find it
boring.
They start to wonder,
is this it?
Is that all?
I wonder how is it like
to be with someone else.
And then someone more happening
comes along.
This is just beautiful.
Your wife dumps you
go shags up
with some Eurotrash
and you pay her alimony.
Eurotrash gets to fuck your wife
and you have to pay her.
If you have kids,
custody battle is a fucking joke.
Say goodbye
to your SUV
and at least
half your house.
That is just the financial aspect
of a man's divorce.
Let me tell you
something else.
Have you ever wondered
why much more divorced men
commit suicide
than divorced women?
Because for a man,
a divorce is not
just emotional baggage,
its a fucking trailerload
that he has to lug around
till he dies!!!
Just how can he start life anew,
when he got to keep paying
alimony???
In the eyes of the court,
alimony and maintenance
to ex-wife takes precedence
to the new family
he may have.
And the truth is,
men go through a lengthy period
of loneliness and withdrawal.
We don't talk such things
as divorce
when we meet for beers.
We tend to stifle our emotions
and mask it with meaningless jokes
and laughter.
We internalise the pain
by going to whores.
We try to redeem
our sense of self worth
by jumping into
stupid relationships.
And she goes around bad mouthing you
to the entire world,
to justify to herself
why she dumped you
for her Eurotrash.
God help you
if you ever laid hands on her.
If she beats you up,
somehow its deemed okay
even according
to the Singapore Police.
So Paul,
if you gotta stab her
with a broken wine glass,
for fuck sake
aim properly.
Finish her off
in one swift jab.
