1130 hrs December 11th 2005

You poor pathetic thing.

You're a bitter lemon

floating on the Lemon Sea

with other bitter lemons

from Planet Lemon.

Lighten up will you?

Learn to laugh a little

and life gets fun.

You take yourself

too seriously.

Give yourself

a new meaning

in life,

and work towards it.

I'm working on

bending my back

so much,

I'll be able

to give myself

a blowjob.

Am still working

on it.

Some Christian author

calls it

A Purpose Driven Life