1940 hrs December 12th 2005

How do you catch Chelsea?

Easy,

you dig a huge hole

on the football field.

Cover the hole up

with long twigs

and place carpet grass

over the twigs,

no one can see,

the hole.

Next you get a referee

to stand at the edge

of the covered hole,

and he blows

a foul,

against Chelsea.

Soon, you will have

10 Chelsea players

running in protest

towards the referee,

and fall

into the big hole.

I call this

out of the hole

thinking.