I'm beginning to conclude,
the ultimate purpose in Life,
is to experience orgasms.
Everything else in Life,
seems subordinate.
When you can't compete
for Singaporean girls,
you go down market,
in China, Vietnam or Batam.
Although I would also argue,
going for foreign girls is often
going up market rather than down.
Because I had better conversations
with my Korean ex, Japanese ex, Thai ex, Mainland ex,
and of course Ms X representing Indo current,
than ever with my Singaporean ex.
Better conversations invariably lead
to better sex.
At the danger of being nihilist,
of ignoring the emotional dependency
of love,
of relegating the sweet intimacy
of companionship,
it all leads back
to experiencing orgasms.
Because the ultimate pleasure,
in Life,
is the orgasm.
Now before I am accused,
of thinking
with my dickhead,
let me define
that orgasms are largely
divided into its physiological
and perhaps more importantly,
psychological components.
Physiological is easy enough,
orgasm as a result of
overworking
the penis.
Psychological is
the unknown quality.
But then again,
psychology is merely
a biochemical expression
of emotion.
Surely, that can be
replicated
synthetically.
So if I can take a happy pill,
plus a hard on pill,
just why the hell,
do I need a wife?
