So I heard
another one is getting separated.
Married but separated.
Among all the laws
this world have to offer,
married but separated
have to rank
as the stupidest
of them all.
Married but separated,
just what the hell fuck
is that?
Legally married
but no moral obligations
to each other.
Socially married
but free to fuck
every single man
in Swingabore.
So why the hell fuck
stay married for???
Do yourself a favmour
do your husband a favour
get an instant divorce.
As a man,
if I were in that stage (again)
I'd pay my way out
of a fucked up marriage.
When the decision
has been made,
just go get a divorce.
When a woman stops loving,
she is the most
unsentimental creature
on the planet.
She feels for you,
like the way
a chicken feels
for bird flu.
If during this separation,
she decides to come back.
Invariably,
its for all
the wrong reasons.
Either money,
or lack of better alternatives.
Would you settle for that?
I'd rather marry
my longkang cat
