Maybe I'm too old
and my value systems
are almost museum worthy.
But when I read about
metrosexuals and SNAGS,
Sensitive New Age Gentlemen,
I wanna puke.
True, its good for a man
to be in touch
with his emotions,
but for fuck's sakes
DON'T CRY.
I hate seeing
a grown man cry.
I hate seeing
a man complaining
and winching.
A real man
takes Life
by the horns
and give it
a good kick
in the groin.
He doesn't care
about getting
his hands
or his clothes
dirty,
he just wants
the job
to be done.
If a little cockroach
frightens you,
go for a sex change.
A man likes
to be strong,
to be a source
of strength
physical and mental
strength.
He protects
people around him,
He has backbone
and doesn't have time
to be weak.
He makes decisions
and live
with the consequences
no complains
no bitching.
He accepts responsibility
for his words
and actions.
He knows
Life is a Bitch.
He slaps her
and move on,
no winching
and moaning
about Life.
A man
does not need
to care
about sex.
He is focussed
providing
and protecting.
Trust me,
when you have
the means
to provide
and protect,
sex will come.
A real man
knows the importance
of his family.
He takes care
of them,
he doesn't go into
silly quarrels
with his brothers.
He is loyal
to his family,
and will even
lay down his life
to keep them safe.
A real man's word
is his honour.
He does not make promises
he does not intend
to keep.
He would rather die
than break
his word.
His words
and actions
are equally
powerful
and must
be honoured.
And for fuck sakes
he hates gossip.
He works hard
to make
his own money.
He spits
at luck
and decides
his own
destiny.
I won't take it
against you
if you have
your father's money,
but a real man
will multiply it
10 times.
And for fuck sakes,
look like a man.
With a belly
and breasts,
you don't look
like a man
when naked.
Lastly,
laugh out LOUD
for fuck sakes'
don't giggle
like a little girl
