Sigh,
you had to ask.
I didn't wanna
say it earlier.
Why socialise
over coffee?
Well, I guess
coffee stimulates
the mind,
and makes listening
to a fellow human being
remotely interesting.
Notice how you never needed coffee
when you're with dogs and cats?
Just like your date
looks much better
after the 6th beer.
By the 10th beer,
I thought I scored
Angelina Jolie
