1100 hrs May 18th 2006

I don't know

what is the big deal

about Da Vinci Code.

In the first place,

I hate Tom Hanks.

Just because he looks like such

a typical bland American

man on the street loser,

he is so celebrated.

They should rename his movies

Tom Hanks on an island

Tom Hanks in 50s America

Tom Hanks in Space

Tom Hanks in an airport.

The movie have not even debut

in Swingabore,

but I already know,

its gonna be a bore.

Why the hell fuck

should anybody give a damn

about Da Vinci Code anyway?

If I was famous,

and wrote a series of binary numbers

00101011100101010010101010101111000

after I died, someone will probably

say that it was a secret code

and I fucked his grandmother

and had a kid.

Why bother about things

that for all intents

and purposes

will be impossible

to prove?

And why should there

be any proof

anyway?

Religion

is all about faith.

If you need proof

to believe

or disbelieve,

you're barking up

the wrong tree,

forget Christianity.

You can even prove

that Jesus raped

his mother,

and millions of Christians

will still gladly

make their pastors rich.

Although if I can prove

that Jesus Christ

was a black Indian guy,

80% of charismatic christians

in Swingabore,

will turn buddhist,

such is this white worshipping

country.

A completely pointless exercise

and a waste

of fucking time.

And the author Dan Brown

was smart,

he wrote about Jesus Christ.

If he wrote about

Prophet Muhammad,

there will be blood

on the streets

again.