1245 hrs October 11th 2005

Think about it,

one fine day,

a long time ago.

In a paradise

called Garden of Eden.

Where you have animals

of every kind,

roaming free.

The juicest fruits abound

for you to pluck.

No police,

no crime,

no pollution,

no corruption,

no government.

Adam leaned over to Eve,

and kissed her lightly,

and whispered gently,

"Darling Eve,

here we are,

all in one with nature,

all in one with God,

we will never age,

we will never die,

we live in paradise,

all our dreams come true."

Guess what?

It ain't good enough

for Eve.

If you think Uncle Psycho here

is a woman hater,

go read your Bible.