1140 HRS MAY 11TH 2007

Singapore politics

is just so funny.

Funnier still

is how Singaporeans believe

every single thing

they read in the Shit Times.

We have ministers being paid

$100,000 a month,

saying they should be paid

$200,000 a month,

otherwise they would be

businessmen

in the private sector.

My company better start

paying me

$1,000,000 a month too

otherwise I will play football

for Manchester United.

My company better start

paying our Kopi Ah Soh,

$1,000,000 a month too,

otherwise she will start

an acting career with

Jessica Alba.

My point is,

if you PAP politicians

actually believe,

you can make it good

as businessmen

in the private sector,

just why the hell fuck

did you go into politics

in the first place?

The most likely reason is,

the politicians knew

deep down in their hearts,

they lack the business acumen

to make it in business.

If I knew,

I stood half a chance

to be selected by

Manchester United,

do you think,

I'd even bother

to go into

the finance industry?

For that matter,

just how many

of these government scholars

actually succeeded in business?

Ask Ho Ching.