1455 HRS MAY 24TH 2007

They tell me,

Love is Blind.

If that is so,

Love comes with a

Braille Financial Calculator.

They tell me,

Its the Thought that Counts.

Then why the fuck

is that Taka Jewellery ear ring

not as good as Paloma Picasso range

from Tiffany & Co?

They tell me,

Love Conquers All.

Yes,

until the next Bigger Better Deal

tries to jump into her pants.

Especially in Swingabore,

Once you lose your job,

you lose your woman too.

Natural progression of logic.

They tell me,

Absence makes the Heart Grow Fonder.

Are you fucking kidding?

I have hard statistical evidence,

that once your're out of her sight,

you're out of her mind too.

They tell me,

All you need is Love.

Yes, and a generous helping of

expensive restaurants,

luxury holidays,

branded goods,

private estate address,

not just a car, but a German Marque.

They tell me

lots of things.

I just wish

they will just

shut the fuck up.