1825 hrs March 11th 2007

I think prostitutes

are the most honest

women in the world.

You lay your money

and play your part.

A prostitute gives no illusions

nor declaration of love.

A prostitute gives you sex

for money

A ktv girl gives you intimacy

for money

A social escort gives you companionship

for money

A mistress gives you desirability

until the bigger better deal

comes along.

A wife gives you love

until the bigger better deal

comes along.

Cut the politically correct bullshit,

Cut the romantic until death do us part bullshit.

This is the reality.

In the time of the Neanderthals,

cavewomen chose their mates

on the basis of their strength

thus meat hunting ability

we call it the 5Cs these days.

On a particularly tragic day,

the neanderthal goes hunting

and got into a horrific accident

and can no longer hunt

to provide meat

for his family.

Is Mrs Cavewoman gonna hang around

for much longer?

I used to think of men

who frequent prostitutes, ktv girls, social escorts

as losers.

I used to think

I'm above all that.

I used to think

with some wit

with some charm

with some intelligence

with some money

I can get the woman I want

without going to Geylang.

Now I'm not so sure anymore.

Maybe I've been wrong

all this while.