1505 HRS APRIL 23RD 2007

If

I were to create

a balance sheet statement,

for Mum,

where everytime she did

something for me

in my life,

I'd record it as an asset.

and everytime I did NOT

do something for her

that I should have done,

I'd record it as my liability.

I am the most fucking

morally bankrupt guy

in this world.